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[AGFFH] Best on-topic post *ever*!
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Nick Jones
2004-04-20 06:13:55 UTC
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Tifa's breasts really weren't all that great. Aeris' were better.

Now everybody start posting again, dammit.

-Nick
That's all.
DeMoN LaG
2004-04-20 06:27:22 UTC
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Post by Nick Jones
Tifa's breasts really weren't all that great. Aeris' were better.
I can't say I agree or disagree. Tifa's weren't "great" at all, just huge
(and way out of proportion). Aeris looked a bit on the small side.
Personally though, in order to rate them you have to have a chance to
analyze not just size and shape, but give em a squeeze or two and test out
firmness, what type of bounce (if any) they have, and how well they fit in
both your hand and mouth.

Just comparing size through clothing is no where near enough information to
make an informed decision about who's are better.
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HLBlueShift
2004-04-20 15:45:10 UTC
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What if Yuffies are brought into play?

Blue
DeMoN LaG
2004-04-21 01:51:05 UTC
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Post by HLBlueShift
What if Yuffies are brought into play?
I'm not really into the kiddy thing. Generally speaking, 18+, though an
almost 18 17-year old is also nice.
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Nick Jones
2004-04-21 06:27:37 UTC
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Whilst being molested by an ambiguously-gendered White Mage, HLBlueShift
Post by HLBlueShift
What if Yuffies are brought into play?
Yuffie wasn't in any FMVs, so it's harder to tell (which is also why the other
females in the game (such as the lovely Elena) weren't mentioned). My guess as
to the overall quality of PC breastage would be:

Aeris > Yuffie > Tifa

-Nick
Adding Elena wouldn't have been fair, because Elena > Everybody
Chocodeath
2004-04-22 10:01:43 UTC
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Post by Nick Jones
Whilst being molested by an ambiguously-gendered White Mage, HLBlueShift
Post by HLBlueShift
What if Yuffies are brought into play?
Yuffie wasn't in any FMVs, so it's harder to tell (which is also why the other
females in the game (such as the lovely Elena) weren't mentioned). My guess as
Aeris > Yuffie > Tifa
No way...
You've just said that to be controversial...
No way is Yuffie > Tifa...
I mean even Cid from FF6 with his man boobs is > Yuffie...
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-Nick
Adding Elena wouldn't have been fair, because Elena > Everybody
Amen Brother!!!!
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Nick Jones
2004-04-22 16:53:52 UTC
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Post by Nick Jones
Aeris > Yuffie > Tifa
No way...
You've just said that to be controversial...
No way is Yuffie > Tifa...
I mean even Cid from FF6 with his man boobs is > Yuffie...
That might be true if one were talking about size, but we're talking quality
here. Tifa (and CidVI) = Low quality breastage. As far as I'm concerned,
*everybody* beats Tifa and her titanic fake boobs. Yuffie, the generic sprites
in the original FF, Palmer, *everybody*.

Now for large breasts done well in the series, there's always Lulu. ::nodnod::

-Nick
Elena > Everybody > Tifa
DeMoN LaG
2004-04-22 22:51:23 UTC
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Yes. I like how after a battle she practically flashes you and they
actually jiggle and bounce. That was insane, I better the graphic artists
made messes on their keyboards designing her.
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Chocodeath
2004-04-23 16:10:13 UTC
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Post by Nick Jones
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Post by Nick Jones
Aeris > Yuffie > Tifa
No way...
You've just said that to be controversial...
No way is Yuffie > Tifa...
I mean even Cid from FF6 with his man boobs is > Yuffie...
That might be true if one were talking about size, but we're talking quality
here. Tifa (and CidVI) = Low quality breastage. As far as I'm concerned,
*everybody* beats Tifa and her titanic fake boobs. Yuffie, the generic sprites
in the original FF, Palmer, *everybody*.
I swear to god, the status picture of Yuffie still freaks me out with the
fake smile...
That picture is just plain weird...
You were right in saying that we can't judge Yuffie cos she ain't in no FMV's,
but personally I think that a good quality breast should be large...
I don't mean size 20, sweaty trailer park trash large, I'm talking Pamela
large...
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-Nick
Elena > Everybody > Tifa
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HLBlueShift
2004-04-23 18:54:22 UTC
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Just goes to show that when all else fails, talk about Tifa and her tits.
Bless them ~_^

Blue
Nick Jones
2004-04-24 03:23:00 UTC
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You were right in saying that we can't judge Yuffie cos she ain't
in no FMV's, but personally I think that a good quality breast
should be large...
I don't mean size 20, sweaty trailer park trash large, I'm talking
Pamela large...
Real Pamela large or fake Pamela large? At those times when they were real
they've been fine, when they're fake I have absolutely no interest (given how
they look, you might as well ogle a blow-up doll). In my mind, small or large
doesn't matter, I can enjoy most any girl's breasts as long as they're *real*.

-Nick
Everybody > Fake Pam
Chocodeath
2004-04-24 09:16:20 UTC
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Post by Nick Jones
Real Pamela large or fake Pamela large? At those times when they were real
they've been fine, when they're fake I have absolutely no interest (given how
they look, you might as well ogle a blow-up doll). In my mind, small or large
doesn't matter, I can enjoy most any girl's breasts as long as they're *real*.
-Nick
Everybody > Fake Pam
Her fake one's prob have Kid Rock's teethmarks on 'em anyway...
Strangely enough my gf just woke up and told me she had a dream about having
green silicon implants...
Gotta stop her eating Pop Tarts before bed...
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Nick Jones
2004-04-21 06:27:07 UTC
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Personally though, in order to rate them you have to have a chance to
analyze not just size and shape, but give em a squeeze or two and test out
firmness, what type of bounce (if any) they have, and how well they fit in
both your hand and mouth.
Just comparing size through clothing is no where near enough information to
make an informed decision about who's are better.
Yeah...

...

...too bad that they're video game characters and the *only possible way* to
judge 'em is by the way they look under the outfits the girls are wearing. :p

-Nick
Though I suppose that some Aeris or Tifa cosplayers could let ya' feel 'em up
just so you could form a proper opinion...
Shadow
2004-04-20 23:50:36 UTC
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Post by Nick Jones
Tifa's breasts really weren't all that great. Aeris' were better.
Now everybody start posting again, dammit.
-Nick
That's all.
Aeris' were indeed great. I'm gonna start a new game and actually use Yuffie
this time...in every way possible.
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