Whilst being molested by the Anti-Monitor's marginally less attractive sister,
Post by Markus StehrYou americans must have some strange holidays...
Yes. Boxing Day isn't one of 'em, though (as has already been related in this
thread). Odd American holidays would include:
Groundhog Day (February 2): A holiday attempting to prognosticate the weather.
Celebrated by pulling a woodchuck out of a hole and forcing it to look for it's
shadow.
Presidents' Day (Third Monday in February): A holiday mashing the birthdays of
Abraham Lincoln and George Washington together. Just a federal holiday and not
anything that's actually *celebrated* by anybody other than car dealerships who
like to hold big sales.
April Fools' Day (April 1): A holiday in which you attempt to 'fool' people by
pulling mean-spirited pranks on them. I hear they're thinking of creating a
similar one later in the year called 'October Severe Beatings Day'
Secretaries' Day (April... something): A 'holiday' in which secretaries are
given greeting cards (and sometimes a fruit basket), which supposedly justifies
dumping a huge workload on them for practically no pay the rest of the year.
Arbor Day (April... whatever): A holiday for planting trees, which only hippies
celebrate.
Flag Day (June 14): A holiday celebrating the adoption of a flag for the United
States which is ostensibly celebrated by displaying the flag. In reality, it's
just another giveaway to the massive corporate flag maker lobby.
Grandparents' Day (Second Sunday in September): Because Mother's Day and
Father's Day *just weren't enough* for some people.
Columbus Day (Second Monday in October): A holiday celebrating Christopher
Columbus, the man who is erroneously credited with discovering America, which
is celebrated by glossing over the fact that Columbus bumbled into the
Caribbean thinking it was India and was directly responsible for the murder and
enslavement of untold numbers of indigenous people.
Thanksgiving (Last Thursday in November): Common wisdom says that the Pilgrims
came to America and one year they joined with the native peoples of the land in
a meal; the two groups sharing their great thanks for the harvest. Today, this
act is celebrated by gorging yourself on turkey and going Xmas shopping the
next day (while at some point mumbling through a poorly thought out list of
what you're thankful for).
-Nick
Waiting for the inevitable creation of 'Greeting Card Day'.