Squall, Selphie and Satan

Araemo

2004-04-20 02:27:46 UTC

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Selphie: *thinking* Hmmm, lord of evil or squall, can't decided.
Satan: Woo hoo! A chick that isn't on fire... yet!
Squall: Hoo boy.
Satan: No! Hoo girl! Hoot, hoot, hooters girl.
Selpie: I've decided! I wanna fuck satan first!
Squall & Satan: DAMN!
Selphie: But first you have to get my clothes off of me.
Satan: No problem. *pauses* Ah, what are you wearing?
Selphie: A nuns habbit.
Squall: *chuckles*
Satan: *growling at Squall* Go fuck Cloud or something kid, before I
damn
you to eternal damnation.
Squall: You mean I get to fuck her FIRST if I don't go away? DAMN!
Going,
going.
Selphie: *Throws a rotten cherry at Squalls head*
Cloud: Did somebody mention me.
Squall: Yeah, gimme a blowjob.
Cloud: I don't know if Tifa would like that...
Tifa: Lick? Lick what?
Cloud: No... Like. Squall want's me to blow him.
Tifa: Then by all means.
Satan: Damn, I knew I should have waited; here this busty chick comes
in
and all I have is this kid.
Selphie: HEY!
Tifa: Hay is the first part of horse poop.
Cid: Or chocobo poop.
Squall: Who invited him.
Cloud, Tifa & Satan: Nobody.
Cid: Damn straight nobody did.
Satan: Ok, let's get to it... *rips the nuns habbit off Selphie*
Selphie: EEEEKKKK!
Satan: WTF?
Selphie: So I put on a few crosses for good luck...
Satan: You have a Cross TATOO'ed across you whole goddamn body...
say,
close your legs won't you?
Selphie: *closes her legs*
Satan: Damn thing is tatoo'ed across your thighs too, huh honey?
Cid: *sitting in a lawn chair, eating popcorn* Hurry up and fuck the
bitch
for crissakes. Those two gay bitches over there became boring the
moment
the kid dropped his pants.
Cloud: Mmmph mmmh mphhm
Squall: Better than fucking that crazy ass bitch Selphie.
Cloud: Phmmmmph mmmmph mmmpphphmm
Tifa: mmmmmmph!
Cid: You gonna fuck her or should I?
Satan: Be my guest.
Selphie: HEY!
Satan: *avdances on Tifa who is blowing Cloud while cloud Blows
Squall*
Okay honey, time to get it up the ass.
Tifa: mpphhph mppph *hands Satan a tube of dura lube, fuck 09
quality*
Satan: *whips out his flaming shlong and dumps the tube of lube on
the
boob*
Squall: Hey! The lube is for her ass, not my head!
Satan: Same diference.
Tifa: *lick, lick, lick*
Cloud: *suck, suck, suck*
Cid: *dick, dick, dick*
Selphie: *heh, heh, heh*
Satan: *AAAAHHHHWWWWOOOOGGGGAAAA*
Selphie:*raising her head from where she is getting an ass reaming*
AHWOOGA?
Satan:*grins and grips his basketball sized testicles* Good till the
last
drop, babe!
Squall: OH MY FUCKING GOD!! That's alot of drops...
Satan: You got it all wrong kid, god don't fuck he's too stuffy for
that*Satans face sundenly twists into a mask of suprise and pain*
God: Whos says I don't fuck fallen angel boy?
Satan: *winces* You could have at least used some lube.
Squall: *wipes some of the slimey dura lube off of his face and
flings it
at satan, satan ducks and it hits god*
God: *shits in his hand and throws it at squall*
Squall: *ducks the shit, causing it to hit Cid*
Cid: HOLY SHIT!!
Cloud & TIFA: mmmph phmpmp!!
Cid: THATS IT! Somebody is in for a whupping! *Throws his 'venus
gosple' at
god*
Selphie: Awwww... why'dja have to stop
God: *pulls out a little box with a red button on it that reads
'smite' and
pushes the button* Hah!
Selphie: *looking around, bewildered* What happened?
Cid: Nothing bitch, bend over.
God: Wah? *Looks closely at the button* Whoops, this buttons says
SMITE
lemmings.
Squall: Wuzzat? *Looks up to see a ton of little fuzzballs hurtling
down
twords them at high speeds*
*SPLORT!*
God: Oh foo. All of them fuckers killed by lemmings. Wanna go have a
beer
and a fuck?
Satan: Sounds good to me, boss.

Rofflezors.

I haven't laughed that hard all week. :P

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Satan: *whips out his flaming shlong and dumps the tube of lube on
the
boob*
Squall: Hey! The lube is for her ass, not my head!